Infomercials are the death of me. The amount of money I have spent on late night television is sick and wrong. I own Ron Popell Rotesarie Grill, and Pasta maker. I own the 8 minute abs and the SHAM WOW towels. I own those weird things you put on your feet at night from China that is supposed to take the toxins out of your body. I own Barack Obama coin sets and oxyclean. Basically I own everything broadcasted on channels after 10 pm. But for goodness sake I own the aquaglobes but have no plants to put them in. Recently I have been torn on whether to buy the SNUGGIE or the SLANKET. Both serve the same purpose. Both only come in a one size fits all. Both come in a variety of colors. As my cousin Rick says "Sarah just wear a robe backwards" but Dick Davis it is so much more then that. It is being cold at night and annoucing it is time to get your slanket or having your friends over and slipping into a little something more comfortable and coming out with your snuggie on. While you all might think the econonmy is in shambles yet Sarah spends her Saturday nights debating and researching whether the slanket or snuggie would best fit her life style. Whether she should wait until that one night where if you buy in the next 10 minutes you can get two for the price of one. But what happens if that never happens and I miss the Slanket train or the Snuggie cruise. Choices. I truely think there is only one answer. Buy them both and hold durability training tests I will let you all know my results in 10-12 business days, exactly two days after expected delivery.Advice time: I may not be doctor Luara or Abbey but in all seriousness they give bad advice anyways. They always go the route that makes people feel good. Not Dr. Davis. I am here to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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