Well I have decided to return to the blogging world. Since my recent leave from work I had to find something to make me relax. After numerous trial and errors of activities I have decided that writing relaxes me most. So currently I am going to stay on top of my blogs and finish a children’s book I am writing. As we all know I have an opinion about just about everything so this is the beginning of the end moooahahahahha.
First up: I love TV. I mean I really love TV. I have difficulty sleeping so the DVR and myself really get down in the wee hours of the night. I recently re-read Fahrenheit 451, a kind of weird sy-fyish book where they don’t read and just watch TV all day. I thought it was kind of the dream, but the author didn't want you to think that. Anyways long story short I have certain shows I watch. I feel like I am really close with Benson and Stabler. But just recently I realized my love for the show Criminal Minds is not healthy. Hotchner and I have a very dynamic relationship. I mean we know how private he can be. I sometimes forget I am not a member of the BAU. For example I saw a guy today looking mysterious and a bit creepy at the shell station and my first thought was "he is an unsub." Yeah hopefully I get out more...
Speaking of TV I really really hate commercials about medications. Partly because I don't want to see a guy with striking resemblance to my uncle talking to his reflection about his intimate problems and partly because I am a hypochondriac. I see a commercial and the guy is like do you have tingling in your feet, do you have chronic headaches the hydraglucamine might be for you. Then I beginning to think hmmmm last week I tied my shoes tight and then they like felt weird and last week I had a killer head ache. Hmmmm I obviously have a weird blood disease and need this medication to save me. I would really appreciate if somehow the FDA would take those off the air before I self diagnose Restless Leg Syndrome.
Random Thought: Don’t ever say your going to kill someone. Even in joking like “You dirty dog, you own park place and boardwalk I am gonna kill ya” Nope not even that. That verbal gun was shot at me this week… By my own mother. Sad, sick, and wrong. Let me set up the situation for you. I was watching TMZ and said it would be hard to be a celebrity. Well Jean Dawg didn’t think so. I had to prove my point so I busted out my camera and proceeded to stalk her and take constant pictures. Jumping out of the pantry. Hiding in the garage. Waking her up with the constant flashes. Then it came out “Damn it Sarah I am going to kill you if you put that damn thing in my face again!” gulp. I can understand after 689 pictures someone would be tired of getting their mug pictured. But now I wonder. Gulp. She made pineapple chicken and I feared hmmmm smells like anti freeze. Gulp. Alright it didn’t, I don’t even know what anti freeze smells like and the chicken tasted fan-flippin-tastic. Needless to say my paparazzi days are over.
